Fronting the band with classic punk vocals and guitar playing.

The organiser, the original founding member of the band........he's been known to wear a kilt on occasions...

Greg Schofield - "The Mayor of Mayhem".

The rhythm section's very own lead guitarist  /  bassist   /  occasional vocalist

Hard drinking, hard playing and painting pop punkster and one of the nicest guys around ....

Lee "The Lord of Lunacy" Bryant..

Smashing them skins since 2023 is the one and only "Cool Khal"  -  Khal Webster, a well travelled man with great energy !

Making his third, yes third residency with the band and playing just 4 strings, is a man who will not play with shirt on...infectious humour and full of energy, Dan "The Destroyer" Emery...

Between 2020 and 2023, "Count Drumula" aka Aaron Lane was everpresent behind the skins and infected the band with his enthusiasm and dedication (and other things as well, probably !), smashing out those beats with ultimate precision......and only the second member with a Falling Apart tattoo ! Currently, a willing stand in for our permanent drummer, but included here as he's made quite a few appearances !

Magic fingered keyboard player -

Professional player of his own organ, a cornucopia of hidden talents and beer spilling capabilities. This hippy is one peace loving punk contradiction...very very sadly, currently in retirement mode due to a neurological condition...

Noel "Vomit" Grummitt - "The Professor"