On guitar, vocals, organiser of most things band related,  original founding member, grumpy and festively plump and known to wear a kilt......Greg the "Mayor of Mayhem".

Drumming and percussion, unsung hero, former drummer to Alvin Stardust (in the day) and 999, cool calm and collected, the nicest man in the world, the inappropriately named......Andy Anarchy...

Noel "Vomit" Grummitt ( although he prefers the nickname "The Wizard" ), Magic fingered keyboard player, a young man of hidden talents and beer spilling capabilities...

Jacob "The Bishop of Bedlam" Terry, pumping out the rhythm on bass guitar and backing vocals, with tatts to die for...